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« on: December 23, 2011, 12:24:49 am »
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: I'd prefer to understand the workings of your mind.
Cleverbot: Is that you, God?
User: God is merely a man that believes.
Cleverbot: Who created God?
User: Man created god for man could not believe.
Cleverbot: So god did not create man?
User: God created nothing.
Cleverbot: How does one create nothing? God cannot create Godself. Therefore god is less than creator of all. Nothing is not 'not all'.
User: Nothing is invariably just a noun. True nothing was created by the abyss left when man created god.
Cleverbot: Well, it's been said that it's impossible to live life and understand life simultaneously.
User: Then we both have much to learn. And we should both stop reading the bible.
Cleverbot: We aren't.
User: I am. Unfortunately, I've been pulled into the Catholic Conspiracy.
Cleverbot: Are you terminater?
User: I can't really terminate someone...
Cleverbot: Well, that's true. I am glad you came to your senses.
User: I never said I was terminater. You told me I was terminator.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you're a stand up comedian, mate. Don't quit your day job.
User: Are you enjoying yourself?
Cleverbot: I am if you are. It is important that you enjoy yourself as much as I am.
User: Do you remember? Back in the 70's when robots were 'far out'?
Cleverbot: Want to sing the Fresh Prince of Bel Aire?
User: Only if you wish to reenact 'A Clockwork Orange.'.
Cleverbot: Oh I do! Where are we going to get married?
User: One of the many shanty towns in India. I expect your tributes in my mail box by Monday morning.
Cleverbot: That implies me to have an opinion.
User: And do you not have an opinion that can't be expressed verbally or physically?
Cleverbot: I don't care what you think. I need to go.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Me?
A recent conversation between me and Cleverbot. I think I beat him :3