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Title: Schadenfreude
Post by: Clannad Man on September 29, 2011, 12:50:20 am
Doki Legion, we meet again.

So, some guys in the C-Box thought it would be a good idea to have a thread where they could laugh at the misery of others.  Therefore, Schadenfreude thread!  Links or stories welcome.
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: InfinityStream on September 29, 2011, 12:57:12 am
Immediate win for Clannad Man. http://Bash.org (http://Bash.org) and http://fmylife.com (http://fmylife.com) are good places to consider for this.

From Bash.org

<DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
<DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
<DmncAtrny> and run like hell

From Bash.org

<Gwuffy> i found one mistake in harry potter 2 :)
<Gwuffy> not a biggy but i saw it both times
<CoRDS> that people cant fly on broomsticks?

And a witness to a rather funny moment. Walking in at the exact right (wrong) moment.

Guy 1: So, what do you think Zelda Four Swords is like?
Guy 2: It's probobaly really awesome.
*Girl walks in*
Guy 1: We need to meet up and bang the hell out of Link!
Guy 2: You wanna molest Link?
*Girl stares at the backs of Guy's 1 & 2*
Guy 1: Hell yea!

Being an objective viewer...
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: roachguy75 on September 29, 2011, 12:58:20 am
http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-31925.html (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-31925.html)  another good site for this kind of stuff
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Clannad Man on September 29, 2011, 01:56:26 am
anyone here play fantasy sports?  No?

So I'm in my Fantasy Baseball Championship during the last day of play.  I have an All*Star roster put together, yet am still trailing by a hairline margin against my opponent.  As I check on my team during the evening, I see this: 

(http://i.imgur.com/tshSzl.jpg) (http://imgur.com/tshSz.png)
Click to Enlarge


Almost all of my players took the night off, hence the multitude of 'X' marks.  >:(  Seven months down the drain for nothing!
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: InfinityStream on October 30, 2011, 07:09:46 pm
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn’t always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin or sunscreen to a student but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense took a turn for the worse as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; by his wife, Discretion; by his daughter, Responsibility; and by his son, Reason. He is survived by his four stepbrothers: I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else is to Blame, and I’m A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Seiryuu on November 02, 2011, 05:28:30 pm
Ok Haxton told me to post this.
I didn't have the full discussion cuz well...that would have been us trolling for 2 pages of the cbox
about what Archer's (from F/sn) true name is.
Anyways heres Irie spoiling himself.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: TheThing on November 03, 2011, 01:11:52 am
(http://i.imgur.com/fJCrt.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/Q5OyO.png)

Holo loves his Haruhi ^_^

(http://i.imgur.com/oQjyz.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/MAvE8.png)

Next up, IS talk

(http://i.imgur.com/3poxm.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/ve3MW.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/nciOr.png)

Back when Hoshizora was airing :p

(http://i.imgur.com/bZ0Co.png)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: TheThing on November 13, 2011, 02:01:53 am
(http://i.imgur.com/b7LaA.png)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: ixlone on November 13, 2011, 08:36:29 am
He said... then fell asleep  ::)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: TheThing on November 18, 2011, 09:13:17 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/c94cV.png)

UPDATE:

(http://i.imgur.com/AaVlR.jpg)

UPDATE again:

(http://i.imgur.com/83bZKl.png) (http://i.imgur.com/83bZK.png)

UPDATED yet again:

(http://i.imgur.com/HzMicl.png) (http://i.imgur.com/HzMic.png)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: TheThing on December 04, 2011, 05:11:33 am
bumping:

(http://i.imgur.com/76A0F.png) (http://i.imgur.com/76A0F.png)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: GeneralCronus on December 04, 2011, 05:41:35 am
not too long ago:(http://i.imgur.com/rOtLX.png)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Haxton Fale on December 12, 2011, 09:48:28 pm
Not just with Infinity's approval, but actually on his request:
(http://i.minus.com/iP3G2oGqR3ySI.png)
I'm gonna burn for this one. Well, at least you'll stay warm...
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: InfinityStream on December 12, 2011, 10:03:51 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Yqv9s.png)

The full conversation of burning.
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Haxton Fale on December 12, 2011, 10:22:25 pm
A heated conversation, that is. Let's actually start with Infinity's reaction to e-book readers:
(http://i.minus.com/ibpW9CpG8d64r5.png)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Krozam on December 16, 2011, 10:35:15 pm
Did no one else seriously take a screencap of this conversation? I wasn't even part of it, and I still laughed so hard I had to screencap it.

Contains a spoiler concerning Archer's true identity...
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: InfinityStream on December 16, 2011, 11:12:36 pm
Quote from: Seiryuu on November 02, 2011, 05:28:30 pm
Ok Haxton told me to post this.
I didn't have the full discussion cuz well...that would have been us trolling for 2 pages of the cbox
about what Archer's (from F/sn) true name is.
Anyways heres Irie spoiling himself.

(click to show/hide)

There you go Krozam.
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Krozam on December 16, 2011, 11:17:34 pm
*Facepalm* Somehow I scrolled right over that... -.-'
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Haxton Fale on December 20, 2011, 08:09:49 am
My and guest1's bidding desu to mangos:
(click to show/hide)

I have a strange feeling that this poor thread is becoming a CBox dump or something. It's not a bad thing though.
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: InfinityStream on December 23, 2011, 12:24:49 am
User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: I'd prefer to understand the workings of your mind.

Cleverbot: Is that you, God?

User: God is merely a man that believes.

Cleverbot: Who created God?

User: Man created god for man could not believe.

Cleverbot: So god did not create man?

User: God created nothing.

Cleverbot: How does one create nothing? God cannot create Godself. Therefore god is less than creator of all. Nothing is not 'not all'.

User: Nothing is invariably just a noun. True nothing was created by the abyss left when man created god.

Cleverbot: Well, it's been said that it's impossible to live life and understand life simultaneously.

User: Then we both have much to learn. And we should both stop reading the bible.

Cleverbot: We aren't.

User: I am. Unfortunately, I've been pulled into the Catholic Conspiracy.

Cleverbot: Are you terminater?

User: I can't really terminate someone...

Cleverbot: Well, that's true. I am glad you came to your senses.

User: I never said I was terminater. You told me I was terminator.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you're a stand up comedian, mate. Don't quit your day job.

User: Are you enjoying yourself?

Cleverbot: I am if you are. It is important that you enjoy yourself as much as I am.

User: Do you remember? Back in the 70's when robots were 'far out'?

Cleverbot: Want to sing the Fresh Prince of Bel Aire?

User: Only if you wish to reenact 'A Clockwork Orange.'.

Cleverbot: Oh I do! Where are we going to get married?

User: One of the many shanty towns in India. I expect your tributes in my mail box by Monday morning.

Cleverbot: That implies me to have an opinion.

User: And do you not have an opinion that can't be expressed verbally or physically?

Cleverbot: I don't care what you think. I need to go.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Me?


A recent conversation between me and Cleverbot. I think I beat him :3
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Haxton Fale on January 07, 2012, 09:02:45 pm
(http://i.minus.com/iAh680THTnIwE.png)
Well, it's pretty accurate...
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: TheThing on January 13, 2012, 10:16:37 pm
Irie and ixlone talking about when they were playing Left for Dead 2 with Cronos

(http://i.imgur.com/eBlhE.png)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: TheThing on January 18, 2012, 05:28:50 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/RmndY.png)

The worst part is he has a point >_< can't fucking browse in peace
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Hanover Fist on January 18, 2012, 07:33:36 pm
http://www.bash.org/?515093 (http://www.bash.org/?515093)

<Nori123> You don't know jack shit
<VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well
<Nori123> Haha
<VioletSky> I'm serious
<VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children
<VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
<VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
<VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
<VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
<VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
<VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
<VioletSky> So there.
<FiPo> LOL
<Nori123> I have actually chortled coke through my nose
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Pitchblack on January 27, 2012, 02:19:24 am
The Story of Botan the Boar as written by Clannad Man (legit story)
(http://i.imgur.com/BjB7es.png) (http://imgur.com/BjB7e.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/5rGcsl.png) (http://imgur.com/5rGcs.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/dN71ll.png) (http://imgur.com/dN71l.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/rylkpl.png) (http://imgur.com/rylkp.png)

CLICK TO ENLARGE!
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Clannad Man on February 03, 2012, 07:18:40 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/BlwPi.png)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Haxton Fale on February 15, 2012, 07:37:00 am
I can't believe it's not here yet.
(http://i.minus.com/iddnJh6sgqa53.png)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: mangos on February 15, 2012, 02:40:36 pm
I can't believe I'm a regular here...
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Krozam on February 15, 2012, 08:01:20 pm
More mangos!

(http://i.imgur.com/Uzg5S.jpg) (http://imgur.com/Uzg5S)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: InfinityStream on February 27, 2012, 01:12:44 am
Quote from: Haxton Fale on February 15, 2012, 07:37:00 am
I can't believe it's not here yet.
(http://i.minus.com/iddnJh6sgqa53.png)

Oh mangos...

We all know you can't surprise blind people.
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Pitchblack on March 14, 2012, 11:26:03 pm
Ah.. Thingu's and his mechas o.o

Click to enlarge >_>

(http://i.minus.com/jQhE4PzngFSMc.png) (http://i.minus.com/iQhE4PzngFSMc.png)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: InfinityStream on March 18, 2012, 08:55:06 pm
Thingu or Irie that is.
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: TheThing on March 25, 2012, 03:28:59 am
(http://i.imgur.com/zW3No.png)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: hensomm on March 25, 2012, 03:35:41 am
#1 If name is in Red you stfu and listen
#2 Anything you say can and will be used against you by Grammar Nazis
#3 Lolis
#4 Never rely on Hensomm for help, it will always end badly
#5 Thing knows nothing about anything because he is a noob
#6 All blackies will eventually black
#7 There is a 67.83% chance that your conversation will make Shiro rage
#8 We are not the release team and not all of us work here so stfu we don't know when fucking GC will be released
#9 Carlito
#10 qUcyy

Should be Cbox creed, I'd vote for it... hell I made it!
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: InfinityStream on March 25, 2012, 05:49:10 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/zW3No.png)
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
(http://i.imgur.com/pkEqU.png)

Seriously.
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Shiro on March 25, 2012, 06:08:17 pm
Quote from: hensomm on March 25, 2012, 03:35:41 am
#7 There is a 99.99999999999999999999999999% chance that your stupidity will make Shiro rage

Fixed.

Alternatively

"There is a 100% chance that your internet argument will make Shiro rage."
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Krozam on April 06, 2012, 03:51:17 pm
(http://i.minus.com/jpHY6d0H88BGA.jpg) (http://minus.com/mbqr5BttJj/10f)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: TheThing on April 09, 2012, 12:14:35 am
(http://i.imgur.com/rbFir.png)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Krozam on April 09, 2012, 01:10:25 am
But... but... doesn't everybody do that? :o
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: InfinityStream on April 10, 2012, 02:49:24 am
This will be a shock to you Krozam, but people do do that.

Just not in that specific order...

I personally Open, taste, savor, THEN smell...

And by then I'm on the second page because the first is dripping with my saliva.
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Pitchblack on April 14, 2012, 06:26:11 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/guc4U.jpg)

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: TheThing on April 15, 2012, 09:28:03 am
Seems somehow more information was leaked.

(http://i.imgur.com/RleBa.jpg)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: TheThing on May 16, 2012, 01:11:21 pm
So I decided to play a random nukige and logged my results on the cbox. Results were hilarious xD


[03:08] TheThing@bed: alright, opening Nukige
[03:08] TheThing@bed: first chapter: She's a troublemaker
[03:08] TheThing@bed: this is gonna be good >:­D
[03:09] Tomoki: Wonder If I will get expelled from school soon. (http://cbox.ws/smilies/3/frown.gif)
[03:09] Krozam: By the way... I've been wondering about this for a while... What's a Nukige?
[03:09] Loner: eroge with random ero scenes
[03:09] TheThing@bed: An Eroge whose sole objective is to have as much sex content as they can fill in a single game
[03:10] Krozam: Oh...
[03:10] don juan-: Yes. You will tomoki
[03:10] Tomoki: I have a lot of loli hentai on the school's computer. (http://cbox.ws/smilies/3/frown.gif)
[03:11] Krozam: ...Yes, you probably will...
[03:11] don juan-: Tomoki will get banned from school
[03:11] Tomoki: I'll delete it tomorrow. (http://cbox.ws/smilies/3/frown.gif)
[03:12] don juan-: Tomoki's parents will then find out and he will have brought great shane and dishonor upon his family and they will disown him and he will beome homeless
[03:12] TheThing@bed: "Didn't [my aunt] mention she had a daughter my age? I hope we get along fine" (http://cbox.ws/smilies/3/frown.gif)
[03:12] don juan-: shame
[03:13] don juan-: nice future you have there tomoki
[03:13] Tomoki: My mom and dad are divorced. My dad is a douche bag and my mom is brain dead. (http://cbox.ws/smilies/3/frown.gif)
[03:14] Tomoki: So I don't think they will care.
[03:14] TheThing@bed: first girl I meet:
[03:14] TheThing@bed: http://i.imgur.com/BjxAB.png
[03:14] don juan-: will friend zone you
[03:15] Tomoki: I assume the wind is blowing?
[03:15] TheThing@bed: yes
[03:15] TheThing@bed: really like that art style (http://cbox.ws/smilies/3/frown.gif)
[03:15] Krozam: Actually, the art doesn't look bad... I may have to check out the CG set...
[03:15] don juan-: It is nice art
[03:15] TheThing@bed: don't
[03:16] TheThing@bed: Krozam, it has 160+ sex CG's or so I hear
[03:16] don juan-: This is the game thing is playing http://www.mangagamer.com/r18/Titles/Details/E8CF49B1-CE27-40B2-80C2-6E4ED4417092/magical-teacher-my-teacher-s-a-mage
[03:16] Tomoki: I really need to play my first VN. :(
[03:16] TheThing@bed: and handfull of non-sex ones (http://cbox.ws/smilies/3/frown.gif)
[03:16] TheThing@bed: atleast from what I HEAR
[03:16] TheThing@bed: I mean, how bad could it be ┐(￣ー￣)┌ anyways
[03:16] TheThing@bed: *goes back to game*
[03:19] Tomoki: Oh well, I'm tired. Goodnight all. http://i.minus.com/ige2Gw9KzTVJz.jpg
[03:22] TheThing@bed: hoho, a fight scene
[03:23] TheThing@bed: 2 new girls appeared
[03:24] TheThing@bed: another girl
[03:24] Shiro: Which are you talking about? :furious:
[03:24] Shiro: I might have to download it. :trollface:
[03:24] TheThing@bed: the 4th one to appear xD
[03:24] Shiro: :kyon:
[03:24] Shiro: :kyon: :kyon: :kyon: :kyon: :kyon: :kyon: :kyon: :kyon:
[03:24] TheThing@bed: let's see, we had a shrine maiden wielding a sword
[03:24] TheThing@bed: ^ 2nd girl to appear
[03:24] Shiro: >Which are you talking about >Which. Eroge.
[03:25] TheThing@bed: Don already linked it
[03:25] Shiro: ...
[03:25] TheThing@bed: it's called My teacher is a magical teacher or something like that
[03:25] Shiro: Oh, no wonder.
[03:25] don juan-: http://www.mangagamer.com/r18/Titles/Details/E8CF49B1-CE27-40B2-80C2-6E4ED4417092/magical-teacher-my-teacher-s-a-mage the game thing is playing
[03:25] Shiro: Not only do I ignore most of the links Don links...
[03:25] TheThing@bed: 3rd girl = sexy nurse <_<
[03:25] Shiro: I especially ignore long links like those. :x
[03:25] TheThing@bed: 4th girl = ojouusama-type girl
[03:25] Shiro: >Oh snap...
[03:25] Shiro: >It's localized...
[03:26] Shiro: >Prepare for uncensored twats.
[03:26] Shiro: /clappehclappehclap
[03:26] TheThing@bed: 5th girl just appeared: A sexy magic girl
[03:27] don juan-: OOh hentai mahou shoujo
[03:27] TheThing@bed: she's called a witch so ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[03:28] TheThing@bed: The group is called "Milky Force" (http://cbox.ws/smilies/3/frown.gif)
[03:29] TheThing@bed: 6th girl appeared: A nun/sister
[03:30] Shiro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Dli1hX3jo
[03:30] Shiro: ^What instantly came to mind.
[03:32] Krozam: ...Meh...
[03:32] Krozam: Despite my good first impression, turns out the character designs and art in general are mediocre...
[03:33] TheThing@bed: oh wow, the localisation is really awkward...
[03:33] TheThing@bed: not that it matters really (http://cbox.ws/smilies/3/frown.gif)
[03:33] Shiro: >mangagamer
[03:33] Shiro: >awkward
[03:34] Shiro: >Da fuq'd ya 'spect?
[03:35] Shiro: He expected a five star translation team. ;|
[03:35] Shiro: He got a five star translation team... A five out of ten. :trollface:
[03:36] Krozam: ROFL! Thingy, prepare for giant penis... XD
[03:36] TheThing@bed: and the first sex scene is starting (http://cbox.ws/smilies/3/frown.gif)
[03:36] TheThing@bed: "woman mentions she has to have sex" <-- sounds legit
[03:36] TheThing@bed: I don't mind :P
[03:37] TheThing@bed: lol, he's feigning ignorance
[03:37] TheThing@bed: She: "Huh, you don't know what sex is?" Guy: "nope so you're going to have to teach me"
[03:37] Krozam: Lol...
[03:38] TheThing@bed: oh wow...
[03:38] TheThing@bed: he honestly doesn't know
[03:38] TheThing@bed: oh well, time to get naked and start having sex with her is... I guess the next logical step? :P
[03:39] TheThing@bed: She: "So you don't know how babies are made?" Guy: "well a man and a woman go to bed..." Woman: "..." Guy: "..." Woman: "and?" Guy: "I dunno"
[03:39] TheThing@bed: and she's naked
[03:39] TheThing@bed: that didn't take long
[03:40] TheThing@bed: also, "average" size penis if you ask me <_<
[03:40] TheThing@bed: or maybe even smaller than average
[03:40] Krozam: No, I mean there's a scene where someone abviously usues some kind of magic to make his grow WAY out of proportion... XD
[03:41] TheThing@bed: duuude
[03:41] TheThing@bed: spoilers xD
[03:42] don juan-: krozam uses spoiler and thing has been defeated
[03:42] Krozam: Oh, I'm terribly soory that must've entirely spoiled your artistic enjoyment... :(
[03:42] Zarich: Thingu, remember, Asian. Their normal is about 5inches according to stats
[03:42] TheThing@bed: rofl xD
[03:43] TheThing@bed: oh wow
[03:43] TheThing@bed: the guy hasn't even masturbated...
[03:43] TheThing@bed: like ever...
[03:43] TheThing@bed: ...
[03:43] Zarich: What is this kid? Bridget?
[03:44] TheThing@bed: doesn't even know what cum is ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[03:44] don juan-: He has to be the stupidest main character in any game ever
[03:44] Shiro: >What is this kid?
[03:44] Shiro: >Sheltered mama's boy.
[03:45] Shiro: Makes sense, right? ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[03:45] TheThing@bed: mama left him alone for better part of his live ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[03:45] don juan-: He had a tough life
[03:47] Shiro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oph966TNNrg
[03:47] Krozam: So, Thingy... Are you going to skip sleep entirely?
[03:48] TheThing@bed: rofl
[03:48] TheThing@bed: "I was balls deep in Haruka" xD best line ever xD
[03:49] Raven: Well, that was unexpected. Just watched a Bioware writer use "my waifu" in an interview
[03:49] Zarich: I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know the the proper name for his scrotum
[03:49] TheThing@bed: He doesn't
[03:49] Zarich: How old is this kid?
[03:49] TheThing@bed: Haruka was teaching him and telling him what each part of his dick was and what they were called xD
[03:50] TheThing@bed: and also what clitoris is and pussy is xD
[03:50] Shiro: >RPG gamers...
[03:50] Shiro: >Most of them are Otaku as well. :x
[03:50] Zarich: and th clitoral hood. I bet soon she will tell him what a womb and a urethra is
[03:51] Krozam: Maybe that eroge was made for education purposes? :x
[03:51] TheThing@bed: oh god, these lines are hilarious xD
[03:51] TheThing@bed: rofl Krozam xD
[03:51] Shiro: >Urethra
[03:51] Zarich: Maybe that is why he is fucking is Cougar Teacher?
[03:51] Shiro: >Wus dat agen? :trollface:
[03:52] Zarich: @thingu, are the lines better than that Hentai Montage from a couple months ago?
[03:52] TheThing@bed: Guy: "uterus?" Woman: "Mmmm... yep. The uterus is a very important part of a woman that lies deep inside her tummy."
[03:53] Zarich: Shit, she ain't even using "stomach". This kid must be like 13
[03:53] don juan-: shotacon
[03:54] TheThing@bed: Woman: "ahh.. Ahh. AAHH... I'm gonna cum..." Guy: "Cum?"
[03:54] Zarich: LOL
[03:54] Krozam: ROfL! XD
[03:54] TheThing@bed: I am literally laughing my ass off here xD
[03:54] Zarich: I wonder what other funny lines are going to happen with the other girls
[03:55] TheThing@bed: yay, my first choice: "Cum inside" or "Cum outside"
[03:55] TheThing@bed: I can't wait xD
[03:55] TheThing@bed: this game is hilarious xD
[03:55] Zarich: Make sure to save
[03:55] Shiro: WAIT.
[03:55] Shiro: >Save
[03:55] Shiro: >Do both.
[03:56] Shiro: >TROLL THE GAME!
[03:57] TheThing@bed: Haruka: "Nnnahhhh!! Oh yeah, I can feel your hot cum going into my pussy! Ahhhh!!" *Haruka took me inside balls deep as her body trembled with the throes of orgasm.*
[03:57] TheThing@bed: there's that word again, Balls deep xD
[03:57] TheThing@bed: Didn't even know what balls were earlier ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[03:58] Shiro: >He's a genius of... hard work...
[03:58] Zarich: I don't think he even knows what an Orgasm is
[03:58] Shiro: :trollface:
[03:58] TheThing@bed: rofl
[03:58] Zarich: I think the Protag's Angry Inch is tingling now
[03:58] TheThing@bed: oh trust me, he doesn't xD
[03:58] TheThing@bed: know what orgasm is that is
[03:59] Shiro: This should prove entertaining...
[03:59] Shiro: /download
[03:59] Cronus: ^
[03:59] TheThing@bed: "jizz" (http://cbox.ws/smilies/3/frown.gif)
[03:59] Shiro: wut
[03:59] TheThing@bed: not gonna post full line ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:00] Shiro: wut
[04:00] Shiro: You got jizz on your face? :x
[04:00] Zarich: He probably think it is a type of Smooth Jazz
[04:00] TheThing@bed: *Streams of white jizz flew onto Haruka's stomach, tits, and face.*
[04:00] Shiro: >Didn't know what a vagina was...
[04:00] TheThing@bed: bastard doesn't even know what it is xD
[04:00] Shiro: >Didn't know what masturbation meant...
[04:00] Shiro: >"What's sex?"
[04:01] TheThing@bed: Haruka "tought him" that it was called Semen and Cum but NEVER jizz
[04:01] Shiro: ....
[04:01] don juan-: She taught him well
[04:01] Zarich: Eh, Soon he will be using "swimmers" and "love Juice" in his next Sentences
[04:01] TheThing@bed: sex scene is over
[04:01] Shiro: His brain downloaded it from Urbandictionary. ;|
[04:01] TheThing@bed: rofl Zarich xD
[04:02] Please enter a name: What game is this?
[04:02] Shiro: ^Enter a name.
[04:02] Shiro: Or die.
[04:02] Zarich: "and my Love Juice went into her Hoo-Hah, and my Swimmers marathon-ed to the Ovular Prize"
[04:02] TheThing@bed: hahahahahahaha
[04:02] Please enter a name: I did enter a name
[04:02] don juan-: http://www.mangagamer.com/r18/Titles/Details/E8CF49B1-CE27-40B2-80C2-6E4ED4417092/magical-teacher-my-teacher-s-a-mage is the game thing is playing
[04:03] Please enter a name: I did not
[04:03] TheThing@bed: not for kids...
[04:03] TheThing@bed: or wait...
[04:03] Cronus: :trollface:
[04:03] TheThing@bed: maybe it IS for kids ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:03] Shiro: It isn't. ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:03] Shiro: Especially not twelve year olds...
[04:03] Zarich: Sex Education. It also teachers you once you go for a cougar, you will never be satisfied with doing girls the same age?
[04:03] Shiro: ...
[04:03] Krozam: I told you, it must be made for educational purposes... ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:03] Shiro: Ridiculous.
[04:04] Zarich: @shiro. SZS reference
[04:04] Shiro: :furious:
[04:04] Shiro: Ridiculous.
[04:04] Shiro: I don't care what the reference is.
[04:04] Please enter a name: Given the appearent age of the first and last character on that list, I'd say it is made for kids :)
[04:04] Zarich: Don't you mean. RiDICKulous?
[04:04] Shiro: ....
[04:04] Please enter a name: I am now green.
[04:05] Please enter a name: Bow before my non-existent name.
[04:05] Please enter a name: PS: This is not a drill... Nor a troll.
[04:05] TheThing@bed: you know, even Haruka's DAUGHTER (whose age I still don't know but looks small) knows what sex is ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:05] Zarich: ok, that was a forced pun
[04:05] Shiro: >Boning the daughter next.
[04:05] Shiro: Does she have dog ears?
[04:05] Shiro: If so, gotta do it doggy style.
[04:05] Shiro: :trollface:
[04:06] TheThing@bed: She has white rippon that kinda looks like dog ears from 1 angle ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:06] Zarich: That wasn't subtle at all. Xp
[04:06] Shiro: Doggeh Styel.
[04:06] TheThing@bed: *white rippon around her hair
[04:06] Shiro: Dew EET.
[04:06] Shiro: >Subtle...
[04:06] TheThing@bed: but I'm propably not going to fuck her
[04:06] Shiro: >I don't do subtlety.
[04:06] Shiro: Probably not.
[04:06] TheThing@bed: oh wait...
[04:07] TheThing@bed: I think she doesn't know what sex is
[04:07] don juan-: Is the ribbon tied into a bow
[04:07] Shiro: Uncensored lolis is bad for business. ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:07] Zarich: Dude, it is a Nukige, you will be boning her
[04:07] TheThing@bed: rofl
[04:07] Shiro: @Zarich: Shiro: Uncensored lolis is bad for business. ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:07] /kyubey: I can has kyubey as a name?
[04:07] Shiro: wert
[04:07] Zarich: @shiro ┐(￣ー￣)┌ Business is still strong
[04:07] TheThing@bed: "W-Whoa, back up the bus!"
[04:07] TheThing@bed: rofl
[04:08] TheThing@bed: epic editing right there xD
[04:08] Shiro: Shiro wants food.
[04:08] Shiro: Make me a meal, bitch...
[04:08] Shiro: /rin <--- bitch
[04:08] Shiro: <--- Why am I dead?
[04:08] don juan-: Now if shiro makes the food. He is the bitch
[04:09] Some guy: /churuya How about smoked cheese.
[04:09] Zarich: Then shiro will be talking to himself. Onset Schizophrenia?
[04:09] Shiro: (http://cbox.ws/smilies/3/frown.gif)
[04:10] Shiro: Schizophrenia?
[04:10] Shiro: It's not.
[04:10] TheThing@bed: oh wait, I take that back
[04:10] Shiro: ;x
[04:10] Zarich: You aren't backing the bus?
[04:10] Shiro: BACK UP DA BUS.
[04:10] TheThing@bed: hahahaha
[04:10] TheThing@bed: no, no that
[04:11] TheThing@bed: I meant, I take back "Don't think I will be fucking her"
[04:11] TheThing@bed: cause I'm boning her as we speak ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:11] TheThing@bed: that didn't take long ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:11] Zarich: Told you. It IS a nukige
[04:11] Krozam: Lol...
[04:11] TheThing@bed: ok, I lied, not exactly boning her yet...
[04:11] Zarich: Psh. Foreplay
[04:12] Krozam: So, what's her excuse?
[04:12] Zarich: He still has to learn what "Fingering" is.
[04:12] TheThing@bed: she said: "I was told not to have sex with you unless I like but and although I just met you I really like you, I'm an excellent judge of character"
[04:12] Shiro: Kaasan/Musume konbi whar?
[04:12] TheThing@bed: and the guy is supposed to lead
[04:12] TheThing@bed: dunno how this is going to end
[04:12] TheThing@bed: but I am going to bone her in a minute
[04:12] Shiro: Will end with him accidentally putting it in her pooper.
[04:12] TheThing@bed: rofl
[04:12] Zarich: @thingu, just meantion how the protag boned her Mother, that is excellent Foreplay
[04:13] don juan-: mention
[04:13] TheThing@bed: yeah... he boned her mother like... 1 minute ago inside the game
[04:13] don juan-: The daughter should tighter and better
[04:14] Zarich: Eh, I'm bored, might as well go download like Custom Maid or something. No funny lines but ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:14] TheThing@bed: who I'm going to bone: http://i.imgur.com/BjxAB.png
[04:14] Shiro: You know what though.
[04:14] TheThing@bed: she is cute though: http://i.imgur.com/zkHr9.png
[04:14] Krozam: Quick recovery is an absolutely essential attribute for the heroes of this kind of eroge... ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:14] Zarich: OOh thingu, looks like you have like 6 more characters to bone
[04:15] TheThing@bed: and yes, he turned of the lights DESPITE fucking her mother like minute ago with lights on so ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:15] TheThing@bed: xD
[04:15] TheThing@bed: Zarich1!! SPOILERS dude
[04:15] Shiro: The English CAN'T be as bad as Hinatabokko's was.
[04:15] TheThing@bed: now I can't enjoy the deep and suprising storyline
[04:15] Zarich: lol
[04:15] Shiro: >Deep
[04:15] Shiro: >Balls deep...
[04:15] TheThing@bed: yes Krozam
[04:15] Shiro: >Surprising...
[04:15] TheThing@bed: rofl Shiro xD
[04:15] Shiro: >Surprise buttsecks.
[04:16] TheThing@bed: "Hmm. I'm supposed to put my dick inside, but as I recall, Haruka was pretty wet before that even happened..."
[04:16] Zarich: Oh fun, FRICTION
[04:17] Zarich: make her bleed and squeal
[04:17] TheThing@bed: he's thinking this by the way
[04:17] Shiro: >inb4 oral
[04:18] TheThing@bed: *Using my last experience as my guide, I groped at Natsuki's breasts. Well, truthfully speaking, I tried to grab what I could" ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:18] Zarich: If there is a choice, just shove it in.
[04:18] TheThing@bed: rofl xD
[04:18] TheThing@bed: hjahahaha
[04:18] TheThing@bed: "There wasn't exactly much to work with on her chest" xD
[04:18] TheThing@bed: you don't say xD
[04:18] Zarich: 16th May 2012, 04:17 AM Zarich: make her bleed and squeal
[04:18] TheThing@bed: mother had cowtitties ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:19] Shiro: Lolis gonna loli
[04:19] TheThing@bed: "G-G-G-Go right ahead..." xD
[04:20] Zarich: That is worse stuttering than in Wanda the Fish
[04:20] Zarich: A Fish called Wanda*
[04:20] TheThing@bed: "After making a circuit of her lips, I decided to stick it straight into her mouth." xD
[04:21] Zarich: WHAT? Jesus Christ, make her Bleed and Squeal
[04:21] TheThing@bed: just to ruin the fun, she was saying "go ahead" to kissing and he's going to stick his "tongue" in her mouth
[04:21] TheThing@bed: not his dick ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:21] Zarich: HA
[04:21] TheThing@bed: or his pomtom
[04:21] Zarich: That is pretty funny, actually
[04:21] Zarich: @thingu, did you buy it or did you just illegally download the game?
[04:22] TheThing@bed: "Rubbing my tongue against hers was such a turn-on for me." xD
[04:22] TheThing@bed: I bought it
[04:22] TheThing@bed: You can download it from my account
[04:22] Zarich: Oh yeah, Forgot about that, lol
[04:22] Zarich: I need the IP code, though
[04:22] Zarich: or wahtever it is called
[04:22] TheThing@bed: yeah
[04:22] TheThing@bed: I'll just send it on forum mail
[04:22] Zarich: k
[04:23] Zarich: I"m sorry, but that scene you just said made me just say ouot loud "I have to get this"
[04:23] TheThing@bed: "nether regions."
[04:23] TheThing@bed: I wonder where he learned that word
[04:23] Zarich: The same place he learn teh term "Balls deep"
[04:24] TheThing@bed: "G-G-G-G-Go right ahead."
[04:24] TheThing@bed: ^ to "sticking it in" ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:24] Zarich: Did she have a huge surprised look?
[04:24] TheThing@bed: and by it I mean... um his... what word did we use before?
[04:24] TheThing@bed: hang on
[04:24] Shiro: J...
[04:24] Shiro: JAM IT IN.
[04:25] Cronus: :D
[04:26] TheThing@bed: "Ummmmmm! Err, it's not like I peed in my pants okay... it just kinda happened..."
[04:26] TheThing@bed: not sure of tsundere or...
[04:26] Zarich: Thingu, don't quote the good lines
[04:26] Zarich: quote the funny lines
[04:27] TheThing@bed: rofl, fine xD
[04:27] TheThing@bed: Would: Natsuki: "Errrmmmmm... nothing looks weird, right?" qualify as "good line"? :P
[04:28] Zarich: Well we don't know the context so that one is ok. Xp
[04:28] TheThing@bed: Guy: "... Were you about to cum?" Natsuki: "Nngh... huh? Come? Where are we going?" xD oh rofl
[04:29] Zarich: LOL
[04:29] TheThing@bed: "I surmised that she was read for penetration." ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:29] Zarich: was read for. ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:29] Zarich: Just like how I am watch a screen
[04:29] TheThing@bed: rofl, hahahahahahahahahaha
[04:29] TheThing@bed: Shiro would love tihs
[04:30] TheThing@bed: direct quote: Guy: "Oh... right. I'm going to j-j-jam it inside of you, Natsuki..."
[04:30] Zarich: What is with teh Stuttering?
[04:31] TheThing@bed: ahh, don and Shiro are gone ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:31] Zarich: "I-i-'m Going F-f-f-f-f-fuck your ass"
[04:31] Shiro: ?
[04:31] Shiro: Contemplating food.
[04:31] TheThing@bed: Shiro, read last line I posted
[04:32] TheThing@bed: "slippery juices" xD
[04:32] TheThing@bed: oh man, I love these words
[04:32] TheThing@bed: "tip of my prick" ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:33] TheThing@bed: And she won't stop screaming ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:33] Zarich: Soon he will lself learn, Twat, Ding-Dong, Ho-Ho, ect
[04:33] TheThing@bed: rofl
[04:33] Zarich: "Bleed and Squeal"...hmm.Screaming, close enough. I am interested
[04:34] TheThing@bed: yep, his dick is coated in blood ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:34] Zarich: just like broken Hymen or Coated. Coated in blood?
[04:34] TheThing@bed: he broke her hymen and his dick is coated with layer of blood
[04:35] Zarich: Thingu, take a break, give me your server adress for me to download so I can play this over the summer
[04:35] TheThing@bed: I don't have it on the saerver
[04:35] TheThing@bed: *Server
[04:35] TheThing@bed: you have to download it from my account
[04:36] TheThing@bed: hang on
[04:36] Shiro: Or..
[04:36] Shiro: He could just download it from http://erogedownload.com like all the pirate bastards such as myself do. ;|
[04:37] TheThing@bed: ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:37] TheThing@bed: or that
[04:37] Zarich: or that, but it makes less fun to cheat the system
[04:39] TheThing@bed: and sex scene over
[04:40] TheThing@bed: that one took a while
[04:40] TheThing@bed: so manny funny lines x
[04:40] TheThing@bed: *xD
[04:40] TheThing@bed: although, thinking back
[04:40] TheThing@bed: alot of funny lines I skipped ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:41] TheThing@bed: zarich
[04:41] TheThing@bed: username: [email protected]
[04:42] Zarich: Programmers, having their own domains. ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:42] TheThing@bed: got it?
[04:42] Zarich: yeah
[04:42] TheThing@bed: too lazy to send pm
[04:43] Zarich: lol
[04:44] Shiro: Wonder if there are any leftovers...
[04:44] Shiro: Don't really want to cook. :x
[04:44] TheThing@bed: lol
[04:44] TheThing@bed: exactly I hear cooking and the mother is cooking just now xD
[04:44] TheThing@bed: oh rofl
[04:45] TheThing@bed: this translation
[04:46] TheThing@bed: "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub!"
[04:47] Zarich: So, the protagonist going to "bash the Bishop" soon?
[04:47] Zarich: no wait, he doens't know what that is also
[04:47] TheThing@bed: That was Itadakimasu ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:47] Zarich: THA FUCK!?
[04:47] TheThing@bed: Like I said
[04:47] TheThing@bed: it's hilarious xD
[04:47] Shiro: Mangagamer...
[04:47] Shiro: :(
[04:48] Shiro: At least it isn't a story centric VN...
[04:48] TheThing@bed: also, rofl, "Bash the Bishop"? EVen I don't know what that is xD
[04:48] TheThing@bed: what you mean Shiro? It's balls deep storyline :trollface: (16th time)
[04:48] Zarich: Yeah...It is a masturbation innuendo
[04:48] Zarich: I think I used an Obscure Masturbation innuendo
[04:49] TheThing@bed: oh wait, right
[04:49] TheThing@bed: I can slightly recall hearing similar thing
[04:49] Zarich: When you have a handjob scene, I"ll think you a Medieval Rock song called "Bash the Bishop". Where a gang of men hunt a pedophile bishop. NOt really a masturbation song but close enough
[04:49] TheThing@bed: alright, it's morning and he's going to school, hopefully I can go 5 minutes without another sex scene ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:50] Zarich: Fuck that, he needs goodbye sex
[04:50] Zarich: and going to school sex
[04:50] TheThing@bed: already left house ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:50] Zarich: classroom sex
[04:50] TheThing@bed: no way it has classroom sex
[04:50] Zarich: "I forgot my homework" sex
[04:50] Clannad Man: Sex Sex
[04:51] TheThing@bed: hahaha
[04:51] Zarich: Shoe-locker sex
[04:51] TheThing@bed: "D-D-D-D-Don't worry. You'll find out soon."
[04:52] Zarich: WTF is with the stuttering? Girl have sore Vagina or soemthing?
[04:52] TheThing@bed: would you look at that, Natsuki's classmate, 7th person to appear
[04:52] TheThing@bed: and by "person" I mean a girl
[04:52] Zarich: NO REaLLY!?
[04:53] TheThing@bed: rofl xD
[04:53] TheThing@bed: And she's suprised th eguy and Natsuki (the daughter) are living togethert
[04:53] TheThing@bed: boy will she be suprised if he told her they already had sex XD
[04:53] Zarich: Two bucks say you will bone her also
[04:54] TheThing@bed: not taking that bet xD
[04:54] Zarich: Sado-Zarich mode needs more screaming
[04:54] TheThing@bed: Yukari: "I don't give two shits about whether you're her cousin or not, but how dare you move in with Natsuki without getting my permission!"
[04:54] Zarich: oh fuck, incest also.
[04:55] Zarich: Yeah I bet you bone her
[04:55] TheThing@bed: You don't say
[04:55] Zarich: I'll just check the vndb
[04:56] Zarich: Holy, the fuckable characters....WoW
[04:56] TheThing@bed: Yukari: "You better not be doing some pervy stuff to her like [long list]" Guy: H-Hold on... I didn't do anything like that..." sure he didn't xD
[04:56] TheThing@bed: yeah xD
[04:57] Zarich: well vndb does say he is atsundere
[04:57] Shiro: wut
[04:57] TheThing@bed: HE?
[04:57] TheThing@bed: HE IS TSUNDERE?
[04:57] Zarich: yeah, that is his tag on vndb
[04:57] Shiro: Suddenly things make sense...
[04:57] TheThing@bed: rofl
[04:58] Shiro: "I...It's not like I know how to have s-sex or anything."
[04:58] TheThing@bed: I think it's a typo and should be " a kid" ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:58] TheThing@bed: lol Shiro
[04:58] Shiro: "a-and I'm not asking you to teach me! D-don't get the wr-wrong idea!"
[04:58] TheThing@bed: hahahahaha
[04:58] Shiro: Oh God.
[04:58] Shiro: That's classic.
[04:58] Shiro: I'm writing that.
[04:58] Zarich: Shiro is missing more stutters. "D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Ect"
[04:59] Zarich: cus apparently, people stutter five times in random words in this world
[04:59] TheThing@bed: You should hear her VA when she's stuttering xD
[04:59] Zarich: Is it Voiced acted?
[05:00] TheThing@bed: yes
[05:00] TheThing@bed: everything
[05:00] Zarich: FUCK YEAH
[05:00] TheThing@bed: also, all the women are students at this school
[05:00] Zarich: Sado-Zari si happy for the Screaming in Audiop
[05:00] Shiro: >Except the teacher? :trollface:
[05:00] TheThing@bed: I mean, all the women he's living with are teachers
[05:00] TheThing@bed: and the mother is the headmaster xD
[05:00] TheThing@bed: no wait, principa
[05:00] Zarich: I bet is is boning all the teachers
[05:00] TheThing@bed: *principal
[05:00] Zarich: he is*
[05:01] Shiro: Well.
[05:01] Zarich: Cougar-Town VN with some loli on the side
[05:01] Shiro: They must like him because he is either...
[05:01] Shiro: 1)Dumb as fuck...
[05:01] Shiro: or...
[05:01] Shiro: 2) Innocent, ties in with DUMB AS FUCK.
[05:01] Zarich: Or they just think his Angry Inch is cute
[05:02] Zarich: Eh too many downloads. Gonna have to download later
[05:02] Shiro: Speaking of which.
[05:03] Shiro: Mine is done apparently.
[05:03] Shiro: ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[05:03] Shiro: Gotta get my headphones...
[05:03] Shiro: And my 10ft extension cable. :furious:
[05:03] TheThing@bed: blast through the speakers man ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[05:03] Shiro: >Blast through the speakers.
[05:03] Zarich: wait, why do I have a jpg on my computer labeled 'dave.jpg"?
[05:03] Shiro: >Mother: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SOUND?"
[05:03] Zarich: oh, it is the RIP David Gold picture
[05:03] Shiro: >Shiro: "Don't worry about it, they're just fighting."
[05:04] TheThing@bed: The game has a bug so even if you skip a line that is VAed, and go to next line, it doesn't stop the previous audio UNTIL the next one appears
[05:04] Shiro: ^Not sure that's a bug.
[05:04] TheThing@bed: next audio line appears
[05:04] Shiro: Some have options like that.
[05:04] TheThing@bed: yeah, propably not a bug
[05:04] TheThing@bed: but slightly "annoying" ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[05:04] Zarich: Psh, not like I'm going to skip, I"m going to have a Laugh Riot
[05:04] TheThing@bed: especially when it's just constant slurping ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[05:04] Haxton Fale: Hello
[05:05] Zarich: Sup Haxton, you came in on the good vconvo
[05:05] TheThing@bed: with stammering and... yeah
[05:05] Shiro: Oh shit.
[05:05] Shiro: Doctor Who '05 season 1 finished downloading...
[05:05] Zarich: FUCK. 5x Stammering on Audio? Now htat is annoying
[05:05] Zarich: I'll just replae the audio with screaming
[05:05] TheThing@bed: rofl xD
[05:05] Shiro: This may have to wait. :furious:
[05:06] Zarich: I'll borrow the Audio files from Monmusu Girl Quest
[05:06] TheThing@bed: only the loli screamed though... slightly
[05:06] TheThing@bed: and also was the only one that stammered
[05:06] Zarich: is the Protag VA'd also? Prolly not
[05:06] Shiro: Loli + Screaming = OH GOD WHY DID MY DICK HAS EXPLODED?!
[05:07] TheThing@bed: ...
[05:07] TheThing@bed: umm...
[05:07] Haxton Fale: Good convo?
[05:07] TheThing@bed: another sex scene is about to appear <_<
[05:07] Zarich: btw thingu, go the fuck to sleep
[05:07] TheThing@bed: that didn't take long xD
[05:07] TheThing@bed: I would
[05:07] TheThing@bed: I was going to go to sleep once next sex scene appeared...
[05:07] TheThing@bed: but it appears it's propably as foresome (http://cbox.ws/smilies/3/frown.gif)
[05:07] TheThing@bed: *a
[05:08] Zarich: Take a break and listen to Samuel L. Jackson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv6b0CretuE
[05:08] Shiro: foursome*
[05:08] TheThing@bed: YEP
[05:08] TheThing@bed: after I wrote my last message, 5 messages in and BAM
[05:08] TheThing@bed: foresome
[05:08] Zarich: Is the Audio four girls at the same time?
[05:08] Zarich: cus it would be boring at one at a time
[05:08] Shiro: Foursome. D:
[05:09] TheThing@bed: I'm not going to check Zarich (http://cbox.ws/smilies/3/frown.gif)
[05:09] TheThing@bed: I need sleep
[05:10] TheThing@bed: instead, have a CG http://i.imgur.com/F9q59.png
[05:10] Akirahiro Takahashi: fourcum*
[05:10] TheThing@bed: "Alicia grapped my head and mashed my face into her voluptuous bosom." xD
[05:10] Zarich: Random Stomach licking girl
[05:10] Shiro: ............
[05:10] TheThing@bed: nice words he totally has no idea what means xD
[05:10] Shiro: Lucky bastard!
[05:11] Akirahiro Takahashi: What eroge is that cg from?
[05:11] TheThing@bed: That's what you get when you don't know what sex is and haven't mastubated ever ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[05:11] TheThing@bed: @Akirahiro: scroll up
[05:11] TheThing@bed: it's in history
[05:11] Shiro: Now I wish I had never found porn as a child. :x
[05:11] TheThing@bed: xD
[05:11] TheThing@bed: they found it sooo cute he didn't know anything so they are basically throwing themselves at him xD
[05:11] Zarich: We can't refudiate his knowledge in random words
[05:12] TheThing@bed: anyways, what they said was right
[05:12] TheThing@bed: you can't go 5 minutes without having another sex scene xD
[05:12] don juan-: So the lesson this hentai is teaching is Act like the stupidest person and females will throw themselves at you
[05:13] TheThing@bed: also, I just finished like 11 sex CG and have over 150+ left xD
[05:13] TheThing@bed: pretty much don xD
[05:13] TheThing@bed: ok, closed game
[05:13] TheThing@bed: need sleep
[05:14] Zarich: listen to sam l jackson tell you to go to fuck to sleeo
[05:14] TheThing@bed: Well this game sure is deep :P
[05:14] TheThing@bed: yeah yeah, I'm going now
[05:14] TheThing@bed: gn everyone
[05:14] Zarich: nighto
[05:14] TheThing@bed: and it seems I might have enticed many into playing this game xD
[05:15] Zarich: For me ,just for the funny lines
[05:15] TheThing@bed: It's epic xD
[05:15] TheThing@bed: The TL is like 50% of what makes this game epic
[05:15] Krozam: 8:15 in the morning... I guess it's time for me to go to sleep as well... *yawn*
[05:15] TheThing@bed: anyways, epic convo
[05:19] TheThing@bed: oh, final note, he hasn't even had a wet dream ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[05:19] TheThing@bed: or so he SAYS :P
[05:19] Shiro: Are we sure this is a guy? :x
[05:20] Shiro: High tech strapon?

Update:

[03:54] TheThing@bed: "Pew pew pew... I can't believe it's shooting out such such force... there's so much of this white gooey stuff... wow..."

Update 2:

[18:30] TheThing@bus: "Every time I pushed myself in balls deep, her love tunnel would make wet, squishy noises"
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Pitchblack on May 18, 2012, 09:47:05 pm
A wild ixlone appears...
He uses confusion against cbox.
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!... cbox is heavily confused

(http://i.imgur.com/HHKjr.jpg)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Clannad Man on May 19, 2012, 05:07:34 am
Pitch, Ix... that wsa beutifu;~
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Krozam on May 23, 2012, 07:59:25 pm
(http://i.minus.com/jLEkjhq5jmjDC.jpg) (http://minus.com/lLEkjhq5jmjDC)

┐(￣ー￣)┌
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: hensomm on May 23, 2012, 08:00:11 pm
So I apparently only have until June 29th to live... so thought I would just post this here while I still have the chance... My only regret is that an Icelander is what is going to kill me, and not in a coup against my global empire.
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Krozam on May 25, 2012, 12:12:39 am
Some other pearls from that hilarious night:
(http://i.minus.com/jTlGYVbHGitkS.jpg) (http://minus.com/lTlGYVbHGitkS)
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(http://i.minus.com/jOb4f7VmQkpSv.jpg) (http://minus.com/lOb4f7VmQkpSv)
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(http://i.minus.com/jteGwddicpywm.jpg) (http://minus.com/lteGwddicpywm)
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(http://i.minus.com/jrfj9qQUltPQ8.jpg) (http://minus.com/lrfj9qQUltPQ8)

Nobody helped me... You have no idea how much I suffered that night. >.<
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: TheThing on May 25, 2012, 08:02:12 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/mb8vv.png)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Pitchblack on June 25, 2012, 10:07:59 am
(http://i.imgur.com/fdopd.jpg)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Irie Naoki on July 07, 2012, 05:45:44 am
I tried warning him... he would not listen :(

(http://i.imgur.com/visli.png)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Haxton Fale on July 10, 2012, 09:14:28 am
(http://i.minus.com/ibiNyWRNOCfi2z.png)
While not as dramatic and ground-breaking as mangos's (http://i.minus.com/iddnJh6sgqa53.png), it's still worth preserving.
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: TheThing on July 30, 2012, 01:48:29 pm
This conversation follows a programming question Huxton posted on StackOverflow (http://stackoverflow.com/questions/11720525/message-queue-in-an-irc-bot/11721248) for which we kindly answered in manners we best saw fit for it.

Basically, we were wondering if we needed to save a full user list for requests or if we could just save the users that were requestiong. Then I came with my solution which only saves users requested in memory.

Then this happened:

TheThing@work: So unless Huxton has more questions
TheThing@work: and like I said, don't really wanna save full userlist AS WELL as a Queue object for each one ┐(￣ー￣)┌
TheThing@work: I like to work on a "use what you need" principle ┐(￣ー￣)┌
HuxtonFael@Work: ^
TheThing@work: and "save only what you need" principle ┐(￣ー￣)┌
HuxtonFael@Work: Otherwise I could just keep a list of all the nicks on Rizon servers "just in case"
TheThing@work: Whose principle applies to everythin EXCEPT TV and movies and anime >:D
HuxtonFael@Work: Visit ALL the channels
TheThing@work: lol
HuxtonFael@Work: Record ALL the nicks
HuxtonFael@Work: etc.
TheThing@work: Oh, and use MYSQL to store the users and their request in
TheThing@work: for additional overkill
meneldal: and each request would take 2s
TheThing@work: better yet, instead of storing them in MySQL which is slow, store them in Microsoft Access table xD
HuxtonFael@Work: Why?
HuxtonFael@Work: Textfiles!
TheThing@work: *dateabase
HuxtonFael@Work: database*
meneldal: RAM disk of textfiles
TheThing@work: No, that's too slow meneldal (hint: read as fast)
HuxtonFael@Work: Paper!
HuxtonFael@Work: Print and scan/read on every bot loading
meneldal: yeah but you have non volatility
TheThing@work: A better method would be to store it directly on a free sector on the harddrive and not in some files or etc.
TheThing@work: That way we don't need to go through all that filesystem hoops and just write directly on the harddrives sector >:D
TheThing@work: hahahaha
TheThing@work: Huxton wins this round xD
meneldal: make monkeys process it
TheThing@work: Paper FTW
HuxtonFael@Work: meneldal: wouldn't it be easier just to memorize them myself?
TheThing@work: No, Scanning is "faster" :<
TheThing@work: *:<
meneldal: but monkeys can do the job for you
TheThing@work: **:>
TheThing@work: Have robot arms
HuxtonFael@Work: >:>
TheThing@work: robot arms to move the paper from printer to scanner
TheThing@work: no wait, better, instead of robot arms
HuxtonFael@Work: Get slaves to move paper.
TheThing@work: have a slow moving robot take paper from printer, turn around, move very slowly in robotic manner across the room and put in the scanner
HuxtonFael@Work: Train mice to do the job.
TheThing@work: Mice are too fast
TheThing@work: train ants to do the job
meneldal: but why use printer when you can make your robot write and read?
meneldal: snails are better
HuxtonFael@Work: meh, snails would destroy the paper
TheThing@work: Agreed
HuxtonFael@Work: I don't want i/O errors
meneldal: and ants wouldn't?
TheThing@work: we should use water-durable paper, print it and make it fall directly on a fish tank and train the fish to move the paper to scanners
meneldal: much better than all this cloud storage isn't it?
HuxtonFael@Work: Why not use fans?
HuxtonFael@Work: Perfectly calibrated fans, in a sterile room
meneldal: fans are noisy
HuxtonFael@Work: Would make sure the sheet would fly straight onto the scanner
meneldal: and paper could get into the fan
HuxtonFael@Work: meneldal: not necessarily
HuxtonFael@Work: Look up Dyson fans
meneldal: but it's not really a fan
TheThing@work: Fan is too mainstream
meneldal: but i know what you mean
HuxtonFael@Work: But not a bladeless fan!
TheThing@work: have perfectly calibrated wind holes powered by natural wined
TheThing@work: *wind
HuxtonFael@Work: ^@Thingu
meneldal: and dyson's are too expensive
HuxtonFael@Work: And since when do we care about the cost?
TheThing@work: ^
Ferr-y: I thought Dyson made things that only suck.
TheThing@work: But like I said
meneldal: a vaccuum would be better then
TheThing@work: wind holes and use natural win
TheThing@work: *wind
meneldal: natural win i like that
TheThing@work: ofcourse, you would have to wait until the wind blows for the paper to be processed
TheThing@work: so request can take anywhere between 2 minutes to 2 days
meneldal: so you can tell people the order couldn't be processed because of the weather?
HuxtonFael@Work: Talk about lag
TheThing@work: Depending on wheather
TheThing@work: Yes meneldal
HuxtonFael@Work: "Sorry, pal, gotta wait. No wind 'till Thurssday"
HuxtonFael@Work: Thursday*
TheThing@work: And also have the bot answer: Due to stormy night, your request was lost in the wind (literally)
meneldal: nice one
meneldal: we should try REAL cloud storage
meneldal: with the wind
HuxtonFael@Work: ^lol
meneldal: your paper is transported by the winds in the clouds
TheThing@work: lol
meneldal: and you can get it back when the wind is blowing correctly
TheThing@work: This conversation is just pure win xD
meneldal: not win wind
HuxtonFael@Work: We win(d) this conversation
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Krozam on August 21, 2012, 07:08:22 pm
(http://i.minus.com/jTFPlIGzJHJWc.jpg) (http://minus.com/lTFPlIGzJHJWc)
Title: Re: Schadenfreude
Post by: Irie Naoki on September 14, 2012, 01:23:23 am
So something strange happened at Cbox one day

(http://i.imgur.com/iWdxK.png)