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Re: Share a joke...
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2011, 12:57:30 pm »
I stole something from Halo.... Guess what it is 3:D

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Re: Share a joke...
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2011, 01:53:05 am »
I heard this a while back, got a quick laugh out of it:

Wanna hear a joke about my penis?
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Re: Share a joke...
« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2011, 11:09:38 pm »


"There isn't a single guy who doesn't want to spoil his girl."
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Re: Share a joke...
« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2011, 11:30:59 pm »
I don't see the joke...

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Re: Share a joke...
« Reply #34 on: September 02, 2011, 11:54:36 pm »
Maybe it's visual...?
I didn't like all those pics in my sig...

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Re: Share a joke...
« Reply #36 on: September 04, 2011, 03:11:17 pm »
   Mickey Mouse calls up a divorce lawyer. He gives the background of his case on the phone and sets an appointment with one of the senior partners. The following Monday he goes into the office.
   The lawyer starts off that he fears Mickey doesn't have much of a case, since there are no grounds for divorce based on insanity. Mickey says "Hold on a minute..."
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Re: Share a joke...
« Reply #37 on: September 04, 2011, 10:14:41 pm »
The missus came home steaming drunk last night.
"You up for some role play action, babe?" she asked with a wink.
"Not really," I replied.
"Oh, come on," she said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want."
Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror...

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Re: Share a joke...
« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2011, 11:22:48 pm »
A few days ago, Gadhafi proclaimed that "Where I am is where the Capitol is."

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I didn't like all those pics in my sig...

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Re: Share a joke...
« Reply #39 on: September 06, 2011, 10:29:44 pm »
I was standing there, hands trembling, my wife due home from work any time now... I reached for my youngest daughter's top - it came off with little resistance.

Her training bra was my next hurdle. Hands still trembling, I gently unclipped it and unable to control my hands I watched it as it fell to the floor.

Her short little skirt was next, I reached out and slid it off. As I ran my hands slowly over her My Little Pony panties I could feel they were already really, really damp...

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Re: Share a joke...
« Reply #40 on: September 09, 2011, 08:30:43 pm »
They say so many people die because of alcohol...

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Re: Share a joke...
« Reply #41 on: September 10, 2011, 05:37:39 pm »
They say so many people die because of alcohol...

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I loled


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Re: Share a joke...
« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2011, 02:34:56 pm »
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.

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Re: Share a joke...
« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2011, 01:47:09 pm »
What's black and sleeps with my daughter?

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Re: Share a joke...
« Reply #44 on: September 20, 2011, 08:11:03 pm »
What's black and sleeps with my daughter?

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Rofl


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