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ixlone:
I said to my two-year-old son, "Now, what noise does a cat make?"

"Miaow!"

"Good, but do you know what noise a dog makes?"

"Woof woof!"

"That's right! Now tell me what noise a cow makes?"

(click to show/hide)"David, if you even think about going out to that fucking pub with your friends then you can forget about ever being let back in this house!"

That's my boy.

Hanover Fist:
These are pretty terrible. View at your own risk. ;)

(click to show/hide)How do you make a dog go "meow"
(click to show/hide)Liquid nitrogen and a bandsaw: *meeeeeoooow*
How do you make a cat go "woof"
(click to show/hide)Lighter fluid and a match: *wooof*

Krozam:

--- Quote from: HanoFist on August 04, 2011, 10:33:57 am ---How do you make a cat go "woof"
(click to show/hide)Lighter fluid and a match: *wooof*
--- End quote ---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps

Hanover Fist:

--- Quote from: Krozam on August 04, 2011, 10:38:30 pm ---
--- Quote from: HanoFist on August 04, 2011, 10:33:57 am ---How do you make a cat go "woof" ...
--- End quote ---
[YT video of "Cat gets caught barking ...]
--- End quote ---

I remember that video. A much better answer. :)

BilliumMoto:
Blonde Joke:

(click to show/hide)How do you confuse a blond?
(click to show/hide)Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.
How does a blonde confuse you? (click to show/hide)She says she found it.
Another (Not Blonde) joke:
(click to show/hide)What's green and has wheels?
(click to show/hide)Grass. I lied about the wheels.
(click to show/hide)What? Its an anti-joke!

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