2. "...but I don't WANNA do my homework!"
3. "You will go on a date with me and LIKE it!"
4. "um ... are you
sure this is the jar opening spell?"
5. "so
that's what Galger's Lid Remover does"
(with a grateful nod to Lawrence Watt-Evans' book With a Single Spell)@TheThing ... and you said this one was hard? It's generated the most captions ever.