I agree, Nichibros is a great source for funny 'caps. I might like
this one slightly better, but yeah, tough call. Anyway, on to the captions:
1) "We are out of toilet paper and must use
this!" ... "Noooo! Not my story!"
2) "She wrote me a seven page letter, and never actually confessed!" ... "Erk!"
3) "Not. Enough. DRAMA!"