Clannad Man's Daily Schedule of Predictable Events:*
1. Wake up with 3 separate alarm clocks, all different brands.
2. Shower to Dango Daikazoku playing in the background.
3. Eat a breakfast of freshly made toast & strawberry jam.
4. Check Holo's Blog for Daily Updates. Convince self an update will eventually take place.
5. Search for newly released Key music. Upon acquisition, submit positive reviews on several influential
Japanese music sites... in English.
6. Go to local cafeteria to purchase a habanero-based soup. Order rice on the side to mask the spiciness.
7. Check on publication status of self-authored book, “The Musings of Ushio: An Analysis of Intrinsic Factors
Which May Explain Non-Hallucinatory Occurrences of Reverse Temporal Rifts”
8. Send out a postcard requesting free merchandise from Visual Arts. Upon return home, stop by local food
vendor for freshly baked Taiyaki.
9. Talk with an old friend from school. Endure conversation about the deep meaning of modern rap in relation to its predecessors. Counter by expressing need to search for the neighbor’s dog, Potato.
10. Log onto Doki forums. Laugh. Cry.
Make mental note to mention Krozam in next post about manga. (#Get back to this later)
11. Eat dinner while watching a classic episode of, ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’ or a baseball game.
12. Go out to a nightclub downtown for drinks. Give the DJ Side B of a
popular techno vinyl. Grab your girl, grind the night away.
13. Get back home in one piece. If sober, share a 3 foot tall bottle of sake with the girl closest to you.
14. Realize you have a job to get ready for the next day (if applicable). Watch a random anime episode anyways. Complain about how much better Jun Meada could have made that episode (if applicable).
15. Place head on Botan plushy after telling it to use its sleep skill. Read a book, comic, or manga of your choice. Fall asleep holding hands with the girl of your dreams (CS Edition). Realize what a lucky SOB you are.
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*Schedule subject to change
