Schadenfreude

[Pitchblack]

Ah.. Thingu's and his mechas o.o

Click to enlarge >_>

[InfinityStream]

Thingu or Irie that is.

[TheThing]

[hensomm]

#1 If name is in Red you stfu and listen
#2 Anything you say can and will be used against you by Grammar Nazis
#3 Lolis
#4 Never rely on Hensomm for help, it will always end badly
#5 Thing knows nothing about anything because he is a noob
#6 All blackies will eventually black
#7 There is a 67.83% chance that your conversation will make Shiro rage
#8 We are not the release team and not all of us work here so stfu we don't know when fucking GC will be released
#9 Carlito
#10 qUcyy

Should be Cbox creed, I'd vote for it... hell I made it!

[InfinityStream]

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Seriously.

[Shiro]

#7 There is a 99.99999999999999999999999999% chance that your stupidity will make Shiro rage

Fixed.

Alternatively

"There is a 100% chance that your internet argument will make Shiro rage."

[Krozam]

[TheThing]

[Krozam]

But... but... doesn't everybody do that?

[InfinityStream]

This will be a shock to you Krozam, but people do do that.

Just not in that specific order...

I personally Open, taste, savor, THEN smell...

And by then I'm on the second page because the first is dripping with my saliva.

[Pitchblack]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

[TheThing]

Seems somehow more information was leaked.

[TheThing]

So I decided to play a random nukige and logged my results on the cbox. Results were hilarious xD


[03:08] TheThing@bed: alright, opening Nukige
[03:08] TheThing@bed: first chapter: She's a troublemaker
[03:08] TheThing@bed: this is gonna be good >:­D
[03:09] Tomoki: Wonder If I will get expelled from school soon.
[03:09] Krozam: By the way... I've been wondering about this for a while... What's a Nukige?
[03:09] Loner: eroge with random ero scenes
[03:09] TheThing@bed: An Eroge whose sole objective is to have as much sex content as they can fill in a single game
[03:10] Krozam: Oh...
[03:10] don juan-: Yes. You will tomoki
[03:10] Tomoki: I have a lot of loli hentai on the school's computer.
[03:11] Krozam: ...Yes, you probably will...
[03:11] don juan-: Tomoki will get banned from school
[03:11] Tomoki: I'll delete it tomorrow.
[03:12] don juan-: Tomoki's parents will then find out and he will have brought great shane and dishonor upon his family and they will disown him and he will beome homeless
[03:12] TheThing@bed: "Didn't [my aunt] mention she had a daughter my age? I hope we get along fine"
[03:12] don juan-: shame
[03:13] don juan-: nice future you have there tomoki
[03:13] Tomoki: My mom and dad are divorced. My dad is a douche bag and my mom is brain dead.
[03:14] Tomoki: So I don't think they will care.
[03:14] TheThing@bed: first girl I meet:
[03:14] TheThing@bed: http://i.imgur.com/BjxAB.png
[03:14] don juan-: will friend zone you
[03:15] Tomoki: I assume the wind is blowing?
[03:15] TheThing@bed: yes
[03:15] TheThing@bed: really like that art style
[03:15] Krozam: Actually, the art doesn't look bad... I may have to check out the CG set...
[03:15] don juan-: It is nice art
[03:15] TheThing@bed: don't
[03:16] TheThing@bed: Krozam, it has 160+ sex CG's or so I hear
[03:16] don juan-: This is the game thing is playing http://www.mangagamer.com/r18/Titles/Details/E8CF49B1-CE27-40B2-80C2-6E4ED4417092/magical-teacher-my-teacher-s-a-mage
[03:16] Tomoki: I really need to play my first VN.
[03:16] TheThing@bed: and handfull of non-sex ones
[03:16] TheThing@bed: atleast from what I HEAR
[03:16] TheThing@bed: I mean, how bad could it be ┐(￣ー￣)┌ anyways
[03:16] TheThing@bed: *goes back to game*
[03:19] Tomoki: Oh well, I'm tired. Goodnight all. http://i.minus.com/ige2Gw9KzTVJz.jpg
[03:22] TheThing@bed: hoho, a fight scene
[03:23] TheThing@bed: 2 new girls appeared
[03:24] TheThing@bed: another girl
[03:24] Shiro: Which are you talking about? :furious:
[03:24] Shiro: I might have to download it.
[03:24] TheThing@bed: the 4th one to appear xD
[03:24] Shiro:
[03:24] Shiro:
[03:24] TheThing@bed: let's see, we had a shrine maiden wielding a sword
[03:24] TheThing@bed: ^ 2nd girl to appear
[03:24] Shiro: >Which are you talking about >Which. Eroge.
[03:25] TheThing@bed: Don already linked it
[03:25] Shiro: ...
[03:25] TheThing@bed: it's called My teacher is a magical teacher or something like that
[03:25] Shiro: Oh, no wonder.
[03:25] don juan-: http://www.mangagamer.com/r18/Titles/Details/E8CF49B1-CE27-40B2-80C2-6E4ED4417092/magical-teacher-my-teacher-s-a-mage the game thing is playing
[03:25] Shiro: Not only do I ignore most of the links Don links...
[03:25] TheThing@bed: 3rd girl = sexy nurse <_<
[03:25] Shiro: I especially ignore long links like those. :x
[03:25] TheThing@bed: 4th girl = ojouusama-type girl
[03:25] Shiro: >Oh snap...
[03:25] Shiro: >It's localized...
[03:26] Shiro: >Prepare for uncensored twats.
[03:26] Shiro: /clappehclappehclap
[03:26] TheThing@bed: 5th girl just appeared: A sexy magic girl
[03:27] don juan-: OOh hentai mahou shoujo
[03:27] TheThing@bed: she's called a witch so ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[03:28] TheThing@bed: The group is called "Milky Force"
[03:29] TheThing@bed: 6th girl appeared: A nun/sister
[03:30] Shiro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Dli1hX3jo
[03:30] Shiro: ^What instantly came to mind.
[03:32] Krozam: ...Meh...
[03:32] Krozam: Despite my good first impression, turns out the character designs and art in general are mediocre...
[03:33] TheThing@bed: oh wow, the localisation is really awkward...
[03:33] TheThing@bed: not that it matters really
[03:33] Shiro: >mangagamer
[03:33] Shiro: >awkward
[03:34] Shiro: >Da fuq'd ya 'spect?
[03:35] Shiro: He expected a five star translation team. ;|
[03:35] Shiro: He got a five star translation team... A five out of ten.
[03:36] Krozam: ROFL! Thingy, prepare for giant penis... XD
[03:36] TheThing@bed: and the first sex scene is starting
[03:36] TheThing@bed: "woman mentions she has to have sex" <-- sounds legit
[03:36] TheThing@bed: I don't mind
[03:37] TheThing@bed: lol, he's feigning ignorance
[03:37] TheThing@bed: She: "Huh, you don't know what sex is?" Guy: "nope so you're going to have to teach me"
[03:37] Krozam: Lol...
[03:38] TheThing@bed: oh wow...
[03:38] TheThing@bed: he honestly doesn't know
[03:38] TheThing@bed: oh well, time to get naked and start having sex with her is... I guess the next logical step?
[03:39] TheThing@bed: She: "So you don't know how babies are made?" Guy: "well a man and a woman go to bed..." Woman: "..." Guy: "..." Woman: "and?" Guy: "I dunno"
[03:39] TheThing@bed: and she's naked
[03:39] TheThing@bed: that didn't take long
[03:40] TheThing@bed: also, "average" size penis if you ask me <_<
[03:40] TheThing@bed: or maybe even smaller than average
[03:40] Krozam: No, I mean there's a scene where someone abviously usues some kind of magic to make his grow WAY out of proportion... XD
[03:41] TheThing@bed: duuude
[03:41] TheThing@bed: spoilers xD
[03:42] don juan-: krozam uses spoiler and thing has been defeated
[03:42] Krozam: Oh, I'm terribly soory that must've entirely spoiled your artistic enjoyment...
[03:42] Zarich: Thingu, remember, Asian. Their normal is about 5inches according to stats
[03:42] TheThing@bed: rofl xD
[03:43] TheThing@bed: oh wow
[03:43] TheThing@bed: the guy hasn't even masturbated...
[03:43] TheThing@bed: like ever...
[03:43] TheThing@bed: ...
[03:43] Zarich: What is this kid? Bridget?
[03:44] TheThing@bed: doesn't even know what cum is ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[03:44] don juan-: He has to be the stupidest main character in any game ever
[03:44] Shiro: >What is this kid?
[03:44] Shiro: >Sheltered mama's boy.
[03:45] Shiro: Makes sense, right? ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[03:45] TheThing@bed: mama left him alone for better part of his live ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[03:45] don juan-: He had a tough life
[03:47] Shiro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oph966TNNrg
[03:47] Krozam: So, Thingy... Are you going to skip sleep entirely?
[03:48] TheThing@bed: rofl
[03:48] TheThing@bed: "I was balls deep in Haruka" xD best line ever xD
[03:49] Raven: Well, that was unexpected. Just watched a Bioware writer use "my waifu" in an interview
[03:49] Zarich: I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know the the proper name for his scrotum
[03:49] TheThing@bed: He doesn't
[03:49] Zarich: How old is this kid?
[03:49] TheThing@bed: Haruka was teaching him and telling him what each part of his dick was and what they were called xD
[03:50] TheThing@bed: and also what clitoris is and pussy is xD
[03:50] Shiro: >RPG gamers...
[03:50] Shiro: >Most of them are Otaku as well. :x
[03:50] Zarich: and th clitoral hood. I bet soon she will tell him what a womb and a urethra is
[03:51] Krozam: Maybe that eroge was made for education purposes? :x
[03:51] TheThing@bed: oh god, these lines are hilarious xD
[03:51] TheThing@bed: rofl Krozam xD
[03:51] Shiro: >Urethra
[03:51] Zarich: Maybe that is why he is fucking is Cougar Teacher?
[03:51] Shiro: >Wus dat agen?
[03:52] Zarich: @thingu, are the lines better than that Hentai Montage from a couple months ago?
[03:52] TheThing@bed: Guy: "uterus?" Woman: "Mmmm... yep. The uterus is a very important part of a woman that lies deep inside her tummy."
[03:53] Zarich: Shit, she ain't even using "stomach". This kid must be like 13
[03:53] don juan-: shotacon
[03:54] TheThing@bed: Woman: "ahh.. Ahh. AAHH... I'm gonna cum..." Guy: "Cum?"
[03:54] Zarich: LOL
[03:54] Krozam: ROfL! XD
[03:54] TheThing@bed: I am literally laughing my ass off here xD
[03:54] Zarich: I wonder what other funny lines are going to happen with the other girls
[03:55] TheThing@bed: yay, my first choice: "Cum inside" or "Cum outside"
[03:55] TheThing@bed: I can't wait xD
[03:55] TheThing@bed: this game is hilarious xD
[03:55] Zarich: Make sure to save
[03:55] Shiro: WAIT.
[03:55] Shiro: >Save
[03:55] Shiro: >Do both.
[03:56] Shiro: >TROLL THE GAME!
[03:57] TheThing@bed: Haruka: "Nnnahhhh!! Oh yeah, I can feel your hot cum going into my pussy! Ahhhh!!" *Haruka took me inside balls deep as her body trembled with the throes of orgasm.*
[03:57] TheThing@bed: there's that word again, Balls deep xD
[03:57] TheThing@bed: Didn't even know what balls were earlier ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[03:58] Shiro: >He's a genius of... hard work...
[03:58] Zarich: I don't think he even knows what an Orgasm is
[03:58] Shiro:
[03:58] TheThing@bed: rofl
[03:58] Zarich: I think the Protag's Angry Inch is tingling now
[03:58] TheThing@bed: oh trust me, he doesn't xD
[03:58] TheThing@bed: know what orgasm is that is
[03:59] Shiro: This should prove entertaining...
[03:59] Shiro: /download
[03:59] Cronus: ^
[03:59] TheThing@bed: "jizz"
[03:59] Shiro: wut
[03:59] TheThing@bed: not gonna post full line ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:00] Shiro: wut
[04:00] Shiro: You got jizz on your face? :x
[04:00] Zarich: He probably think it is a type of Smooth Jazz
[04:00] TheThing@bed: *Streams of white jizz flew onto Haruka's stomach, tits, and face.*
[04:00] Shiro: >Didn't know what a vagina was...
[04:00] TheThing@bed: bastard doesn't even know what it is xD
[04:00] Shiro: >Didn't know what masturbation meant...
[04:00] Shiro: >"What's sex?"
[04:01] TheThing@bed: Haruka "tought him" that it was called Semen and Cum but NEVER jizz
[04:01] Shiro: ....
[04:01] don juan-: She taught him well
[04:01] Zarich: Eh, Soon he will be using "swimmers" and "love Juice" in his next Sentences
[04:01] TheThing@bed: sex scene is over
[04:01] Shiro: His brain downloaded it from Urbandictionary. ;|
[04:01] TheThing@bed: rofl Zarich xD
[04:02] Please enter a name: What game is this?
[04:02] Shiro: ^Enter a name.
[04:02] Shiro: Or die.
[04:02] Zarich: "and my Love Juice went into her Hoo-Hah, and my Swimmers marathon-ed to the Ovular Prize"
[04:02] TheThing@bed: hahahahahahaha
[04:02] Please enter a name: I did enter a name
[04:02] don juan-: http://www.mangagamer.com/r18/Titles/Details/E8CF49B1-CE27-40B2-80C2-6E4ED4417092/magical-teacher-my-teacher-s-a-mage is the game thing is playing
[04:03] Please enter a name: I did not
[04:03] TheThing@bed: not for kids...
[04:03] TheThing@bed: or wait...
[04:03] Cronus:
[04:03] TheThing@bed: maybe it IS for kids ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:03] Shiro: It isn't. ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:03] Shiro: Especially not twelve year olds...
[04:03] Zarich: Sex Education. It also teachers you once you go for a cougar, you will never be satisfied with doing girls the same age?
[04:03] Shiro: ...
[04:03] Krozam: I told you, it must be made for educational purposes... ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:03] Shiro: Ridiculous.
[04:04] Zarich: @shiro. SZS reference
[04:04] Shiro: :furious:
[04:04] Shiro: Ridiculous.
[04:04] Shiro: I don't care what the reference is.
[04:04] Please enter a name: Given the appearent age of the first and last character on that list, I'd say it is made for kids
[04:04] Zarich: Don't you mean. RiDICKulous?
[04:04] Shiro: ....
[04:04] Please enter a name: I am now green.
[04:05] Please enter a name: Bow before my non-existent name.
[04:05] Please enter a name: PS: This is not a drill... Nor a troll.
[04:05] TheThing@bed: you know, even Haruka's DAUGHTER (whose age I still don't know but looks small) knows what sex is ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:05] Zarich: ok, that was a forced pun
[04:05] Shiro: >Boning the daughter next.
[04:05] Shiro: Does she have dog ears?
[04:05] Shiro: If so, gotta do it doggy style.
[04:05] Shiro:
[04:06] TheThing@bed: She has white rippon that kinda looks like dog ears from 1 angle ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:06] Zarich: That wasn't subtle at all. Xp
[04:06] Shiro: Doggeh Styel.
[04:06] TheThing@bed: *white rippon around her hair
[04:06] Shiro: Dew EET.
[04:06] Shiro: >Subtle...
[04:06] TheThing@bed: but I'm propably not going to fuck her
[04:06] Shiro: >I don't do subtlety.
[04:06] Shiro: Probably not.
[04:06] TheThing@bed: oh wait...
[04:07] TheThing@bed: I think she doesn't know what sex is
[04:07] don juan-: Is the ribbon tied into a bow
[04:07] Shiro: Uncensored lolis is bad for business. ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:07] Zarich: Dude, it is a Nukige, you will be boning her
[04:07] TheThing@bed: rofl
[04:07] Shiro: @Zarich: Shiro: Uncensored lolis is bad for business. ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:07] /kyubey: I can has kyubey as a name?
[04:07] Shiro: wert
[04:07] Zarich: @shiro ┐(￣ー￣)┌ Business is still strong
[04:07] TheThing@bed: "W-Whoa, back up the bus!"
[04:07] TheThing@bed: rofl
[04:08] TheThing@bed: epic editing right there xD
[04:08] Shiro: Shiro wants food.
[04:08] Shiro: Make me a meal, bitch...
[04:08] Shiro: /rin <--- bitch
[04:08] Shiro: <--- Why am I dead?
[04:08] don juan-: Now if shiro makes the food. He is the bitch
[04:09] Some guy: /churuya How about smoked cheese.
[04:09] Zarich: Then shiro will be talking to himself. Onset Schizophrenia?
[04:09] Shiro:
[04:10] Shiro: Schizophrenia?
[04:10] Shiro: It's not.
[04:10] TheThing@bed: oh wait, I take that back
[04:10] Shiro: ;x
[04:10] Zarich: You aren't backing the bus?
[04:10] Shiro: BACK UP DA BUS.
[04:10] TheThing@bed: hahahaha
[04:10] TheThing@bed: no, no that
[04:11] TheThing@bed: I meant, I take back "Don't think I will be fucking her"
[04:11] TheThing@bed: cause I'm boning her as we speak ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:11] TheThing@bed: that didn't take long ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:11] Zarich: Told you. It IS a nukige
[04:11] Krozam: Lol...
[04:11] TheThing@bed: ok, I lied, not exactly boning her yet...
[04:11] Zarich: Psh. Foreplay
[04:12] Krozam: So, what's her excuse?
[04:12] Zarich: He still has to learn what "Fingering" is.
[04:12] TheThing@bed: she said: "I was told not to have sex with you unless I like but and although I just met you I really like you, I'm an excellent judge of character"
[04:12] Shiro: Kaasan/Musume konbi whar?
[04:12] TheThing@bed: and the guy is supposed to lead
[04:12] TheThing@bed: dunno how this is going to end
[04:12] TheThing@bed: but I am going to bone her in a minute
[04:12] Shiro: Will end with him accidentally putting it in her pooper.
[04:12] TheThing@bed: rofl
[04:12] Zarich: @thingu, just meantion how the protag boned her Mother, that is excellent Foreplay
[04:13] don juan-: mention
[04:13] TheThing@bed: yeah... he boned her mother like... 1 minute ago inside the game
[04:13] don juan-: The daughter should tighter and better
[04:14] Zarich: Eh, I'm bored, might as well go download like Custom Maid or something. No funny lines but ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:14] TheThing@bed: who I'm going to bone: http://i.imgur.com/BjxAB.png
[04:14] Shiro: You know what though.
[04:14] TheThing@bed: she is cute though: http://i.imgur.com/zkHr9.png
[04:14] Krozam: Quick recovery is an absolutely essential attribute for the heroes of this kind of eroge... ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:14] Zarich: OOh thingu, looks like you have like 6 more characters to bone
[04:15] TheThing@bed: and yes, he turned of the lights DESPITE fucking her mother like minute ago with lights on so ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:15] TheThing@bed: xD
[04:15] TheThing@bed: Zarich1!! SPOILERS dude
[04:15] Shiro: The English CAN'T be as bad as Hinatabokko's was.
[04:15] TheThing@bed: now I can't enjoy the deep and suprising storyline
[04:15] Zarich: lol
[04:15] Shiro: >Deep
[04:15] Shiro: >Balls deep...
[04:15] TheThing@bed: yes Krozam
[04:15] Shiro: >Surprising...
[04:15] TheThing@bed: rofl Shiro xD
[04:15] Shiro: >Surprise buttsecks.
[04:16] TheThing@bed: "Hmm. I'm supposed to put my dick inside, but as I recall, Haruka was pretty wet before that even happened..."
[04:16] Zarich: Oh fun, FRICTION
[04:17] Zarich: make her bleed and squeal
[04:17] TheThing@bed: he's thinking this by the way
[04:17] Shiro: >inb4 oral
[04:18] TheThing@bed: *Using my last experience as my guide, I groped at Natsuki's breasts. Well, truthfully speaking, I tried to grab what I could" ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:18] Zarich: If there is a choice, just shove it in.
[04:18] TheThing@bed: rofl xD
[04:18] TheThing@bed: hjahahaha
[04:18] TheThing@bed: "There wasn't exactly much to work with on her chest" xD
[04:18] TheThing@bed: you don't say xD
[04:18] Zarich: 16th May 2012, 04:17 AM Zarich: make her bleed and squeal
[04:18] TheThing@bed: mother had cowtitties ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:19] Shiro: Lolis gonna loli
[04:19] TheThing@bed: "G-G-G-Go right ahead..." xD
[04:20] Zarich: That is worse stuttering than in Wanda the Fish
[04:20] Zarich: A Fish called Wanda*
[04:20] TheThing@bed: "After making a circuit of her lips, I decided to stick it straight into her mouth." xD
[04:21] Zarich: WHAT? Jesus Christ, make her Bleed and Squeal
[04:21] TheThing@bed: just to ruin the fun, she was saying "go ahead" to kissing and he's going to stick his "tongue" in her mouth
[04:21] TheThing@bed: not his dick ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:21] Zarich: HA
[04:21] TheThing@bed: or his pomtom
[04:21] Zarich: That is pretty funny, actually
[04:21] Zarich: @thingu, did you buy it or did you just illegally download the game?
[04:22] TheThing@bed: "Rubbing my tongue against hers was such a turn-on for me." xD
[04:22] TheThing@bed: I bought it
[04:22] TheThing@bed: You can download it from my account
[04:22] Zarich: Oh yeah, Forgot about that, lol
[04:22] Zarich: I need the IP code, though
[04:22] Zarich: or wahtever it is called
[04:22] TheThing@bed: yeah
[04:22] TheThing@bed: I'll just send it on forum mail
[04:22] Zarich: k
[04:23] Zarich: I"m sorry, but that scene you just said made me just say ouot loud "I have to get this"
[04:23] TheThing@bed: "nether regions."
[04:23] TheThing@bed: I wonder where he learned that word
[04:23] Zarich: The same place he learn teh term "Balls deep"
[04:24] TheThing@bed: "G-G-G-G-Go right ahead."
[04:24] TheThing@bed: ^ to "sticking it in" ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:24] Zarich: Did she have a huge surprised look?
[04:24] TheThing@bed: and by it I mean... um his... what word did we use before?
[04:24] TheThing@bed: hang on
[04:24] Shiro: J...
[04:24] Shiro: JAM IT IN.
[04:25] Cronus:
[04:26] TheThing@bed: "Ummmmmm! Err, it's not like I peed in my pants okay... it just kinda happened..."
[04:26] TheThing@bed: not sure of tsundere or...
[04:26] Zarich: Thingu, don't quote the good lines
[04:26] Zarich: quote the funny lines
[04:27] TheThing@bed: rofl, fine xD
[04:27] TheThing@bed: Would: Natsuki: "Errrmmmmm... nothing looks weird, right?" qualify as "good line"?
[04:28] Zarich: Well we don't know the context so that one is ok. Xp
[04:28] TheThing@bed: Guy: "... Were you about to cum?" Natsuki: "Nngh... huh? Come? Where are we going?" xD oh rofl
[04:29] Zarich: LOL
[04:29] TheThing@bed: "I surmised that she was read for penetration." ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:29] Zarich: was read for. ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:29] Zarich: Just like how I am watch a screen
[04:29] TheThing@bed: rofl, hahahahahahahahahaha
[04:29] TheThing@bed: Shiro would love tihs
[04:30] TheThing@bed: direct quote: Guy: "Oh... right. I'm going to j-j-jam it inside of you, Natsuki..."
[04:30] Zarich: What is with teh Stuttering?
[04:31] TheThing@bed: ahh, don and Shiro are gone ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:31] Zarich: "I-i-'m Going F-f-f-f-f-fuck your ass"
[04:31] Shiro: ?
[04:31] Shiro: Contemplating food.
[04:31] TheThing@bed: Shiro, read last line I posted
[04:32] TheThing@bed: "slippery juices" xD
[04:32] TheThing@bed: oh man, I love these words
[04:32] TheThing@bed: "tip of my prick" ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:33] TheThing@bed: And she won't stop screaming ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:33] Zarich: Soon he will lself learn, Twat, Ding-Dong, Ho-Ho, ect
[04:33] TheThing@bed: rofl
[04:33] Zarich: "Bleed and Squeal"...hmm.Screaming, close enough. I am interested
[04:34] TheThing@bed: yep, his dick is coated in blood ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:34] Zarich: just like broken Hymen or Coated. Coated in blood?
[04:34] TheThing@bed: he broke her hymen and his dick is coated with layer of blood
[04:35] Zarich: Thingu, take a break, give me your server adress for me to download so I can play this over the summer
[04:35] TheThing@bed: I don't have it on the saerver
[04:35] TheThing@bed: *Server
[04:35] TheThing@bed: you have to download it from my account
[04:36] TheThing@bed: hang on
[04:36] Shiro: Or..
[04:36] Shiro: He could just download it from http://erogedownload.com like all the pirate bastards such as myself do. ;|
[04:37] TheThing@bed: ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:37] TheThing@bed: or that
[04:37] Zarich: or that, but it makes less fun to cheat the system
[04:39] TheThing@bed: and sex scene over
[04:40] TheThing@bed: that one took a while
[04:40] TheThing@bed: so manny funny lines x
[04:40] TheThing@bed: *xD
[04:40] TheThing@bed: although, thinking back
[04:40] TheThing@bed: alot of funny lines I skipped ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:41] TheThing@bed: zarich
[04:41] TheThing@bed: username: [email protected]
[04:42] Zarich: Programmers, having their own domains. ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:42] TheThing@bed: got it?
[04:42] Zarich: yeah
[04:42] TheThing@bed: too lazy to send pm
[04:43] Zarich: lol
[04:44] Shiro: Wonder if there are any leftovers...
[04:44] Shiro: Don't really want to cook. :x
[04:44] TheThing@bed: lol
[04:44] TheThing@bed: exactly I hear cooking and the mother is cooking just now xD
[04:44] TheThing@bed: oh rofl
[04:45] TheThing@bed: this translation
[04:46] TheThing@bed: "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub!"
[04:47] Zarich: So, the protagonist going to "bash the Bishop" soon?
[04:47] Zarich: no wait, he doens't know what that is also
[04:47] TheThing@bed: That was Itadakimasu ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:47] Zarich: THA FUCK!?
[04:47] TheThing@bed: Like I said
[04:47] TheThing@bed: it's hilarious xD
[04:47] Shiro: Mangagamer...
[04:47] Shiro:
[04:48] Shiro: At least it isn't a story centric VN...
[04:48] TheThing@bed: also, rofl, "Bash the Bishop"? EVen I don't know what that is xD
[04:48] TheThing@bed: what you mean Shiro? It's balls deep storyline (16th time)
[04:48] Zarich: Yeah...It is a masturbation innuendo
[04:48] Zarich: I think I used an Obscure Masturbation innuendo
[04:49] TheThing@bed: oh wait, right
[04:49] TheThing@bed: I can slightly recall hearing similar thing
[04:49] Zarich: When you have a handjob scene, I"ll think you a Medieval Rock song called "Bash the Bishop". Where a gang of men hunt a pedophile bishop. NOt really a masturbation song but close enough
[04:49] TheThing@bed: alright, it's morning and he's going to school, hopefully I can go 5 minutes without another sex scene ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:50] Zarich: Fuck that, he needs goodbye sex
[04:50] Zarich: and going to school sex
[04:50] TheThing@bed: already left house ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:50] Zarich: classroom sex
[04:50] TheThing@bed: no way it has classroom sex
[04:50] Zarich: "I forgot my homework" sex
[04:50] Clannad Man: Sex Sex
[04:51] TheThing@bed: hahaha
[04:51] Zarich: Shoe-locker sex
[04:51] TheThing@bed: "D-D-D-D-Don't worry. You'll find out soon."
[04:52] Zarich: WTF is with the stuttering? Girl have sore Vagina or soemthing?
[04:52] TheThing@bed: would you look at that, Natsuki's classmate, 7th person to appear
[04:52] TheThing@bed: and by "person" I mean a girl
[04:52] Zarich: NO REaLLY!?
[04:53] TheThing@bed: rofl xD
[04:53] TheThing@bed: And she's suprised th eguy and Natsuki (the daughter) are living togethert
[04:53] TheThing@bed: boy will she be suprised if he told her they already had sex XD
[04:53] Zarich: Two bucks say you will bone her also
[04:54] TheThing@bed: not taking that bet xD
[04:54] Zarich: Sado-Zarich mode needs more screaming
[04:54] TheThing@bed: Yukari: "I don't give two shits about whether you're her cousin or not, but how dare you move in with Natsuki without getting my permission!"
[04:54] Zarich: oh fuck, incest also.
[04:55] Zarich: Yeah I bet you bone her
[04:55] TheThing@bed: You don't say
[04:55] Zarich: I'll just check the vndb
[04:56] Zarich: Holy, the fuckable characters....WoW
[04:56] TheThing@bed: Yukari: "You better not be doing some pervy stuff to her like [long list]" Guy: H-Hold on... I didn't do anything like that..." sure he didn't xD
[04:56] TheThing@bed: yeah xD
[04:57] Zarich: well vndb does say he is atsundere
[04:57] Shiro: wut
[04:57] TheThing@bed: HE?
[04:57] TheThing@bed: HE IS TSUNDERE?
[04:57] Zarich: yeah, that is his tag on vndb
[04:57] Shiro: Suddenly things make sense...
[04:57] TheThing@bed: rofl
[04:58] Shiro: "I...It's not like I know how to have s-sex or anything."
[04:58] TheThing@bed: I think it's a typo and should be " a kid" ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[04:58] TheThing@bed: lol Shiro
[04:58] Shiro: "a-and I'm not asking you to teach me! D-don't get the wr-wrong idea!"
[04:58] TheThing@bed: hahahahaha
[04:58] Shiro: Oh God.
[04:58] Shiro: That's classic.
[04:58] Shiro: I'm writing that.
[04:58] Zarich: Shiro is missing more stutters. "D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Ect"
[04:59] Zarich: cus apparently, people stutter five times in random words in this world
[04:59] TheThing@bed: You should hear her VA when she's stuttering xD
[04:59] Zarich: Is it Voiced acted?
[05:00] TheThing@bed: yes
[05:00] TheThing@bed: everything
[05:00] Zarich: FUCK YEAH
[05:00] TheThing@bed: also, all the women are students at this school
[05:00] Zarich: Sado-Zari si happy for the Screaming in Audiop
[05:00] Shiro: >Except the teacher?
[05:00] TheThing@bed: I mean, all the women he's living with are teachers
[05:00] TheThing@bed: and the mother is the headmaster xD
[05:00] TheThing@bed: no wait, principa
[05:00] Zarich: I bet is is boning all the teachers
[05:00] TheThing@bed: *principal
[05:00] Zarich: he is*
[05:01] Shiro: Well.
[05:01] Zarich: Cougar-Town VN with some loli on the side
[05:01] Shiro: They must like him because he is either...
[05:01] Shiro: 1)Dumb as fuck...
[05:01] Shiro: or...
[05:01] Shiro: 2) Innocent, ties in with DUMB AS FUCK.
[05:01] Zarich: Or they just think his Angry Inch is cute
[05:02] Zarich: Eh too many downloads. Gonna have to download later
[05:02] Shiro: Speaking of which.
[05:03] Shiro: Mine is done apparently.
[05:03] Shiro: ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[05:03] Shiro: Gotta get my headphones...
[05:03] Shiro: And my 10ft extension cable. :furious:
[05:03] TheThing@bed: blast through the speakers man ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[05:03] Shiro: >Blast through the speakers.
[05:03] Zarich: wait, why do I have a jpg on my computer labeled 'dave.jpg"?
[05:03] Shiro: >Mother: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SOUND?"
[05:03] Zarich: oh, it is the RIP David Gold picture
[05:03] Shiro: >Shiro: "Don't worry about it, they're just fighting."
[05:04] TheThing@bed: The game has a bug so even if you skip a line that is VAed, and go to next line, it doesn't stop the previous audio UNTIL the next one appears
[05:04] Shiro: ^Not sure that's a bug.
[05:04] TheThing@bed: next audio line appears
[05:04] Shiro: Some have options like that.
[05:04] TheThing@bed: yeah, propably not a bug
[05:04] TheThing@bed: but slightly "annoying" ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[05:04] Zarich: Psh, not like I'm going to skip, I"m going to have a Laugh Riot
[05:04] TheThing@bed: especially when it's just constant slurping ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[05:04] Haxton Fale: Hello
[05:05] Zarich: Sup Haxton, you came in on the good vconvo
[05:05] TheThing@bed: with stammering and... yeah
[05:05] Shiro: Oh shit.
[05:05] Shiro: Doctor Who '05 season 1 finished downloading...
[05:05] Zarich: FUCK. 5x Stammering on Audio? Now htat is annoying
[05:05] Zarich: I'll just replae the audio with screaming
[05:05] TheThing@bed: rofl xD
[05:05] Shiro: This may have to wait. :furious:
[05:06] Zarich: I'll borrow the Audio files from Monmusu Girl Quest
[05:06] TheThing@bed: only the loli screamed though... slightly
[05:06] TheThing@bed: and also was the only one that stammered
[05:06] Zarich: is the Protag VA'd also? Prolly not
[05:06] Shiro: Loli + Screaming = OH GOD WHY DID MY DICK HAS EXPLODED?!
[05:07] TheThing@bed: ...
[05:07] TheThing@bed: umm...
[05:07] Haxton Fale: Good convo?
[05:07] TheThing@bed: another sex scene is about to appear <_<
[05:07] Zarich: btw thingu, go the fuck to sleep
[05:07] TheThing@bed: that didn't take long xD
[05:07] TheThing@bed: I would
[05:07] TheThing@bed: I was going to go to sleep once next sex scene appeared...
[05:07] TheThing@bed: but it appears it's propably as foresome
[05:07] TheThing@bed: *a
[05:08] Zarich: Take a break and listen to Samuel L. Jackson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv6b0CretuE
[05:08] Shiro: foursome*
[05:08] TheThing@bed: YEP
[05:08] TheThing@bed: after I wrote my last message, 5 messages in and BAM
[05:08] TheThing@bed: foresome
[05:08] Zarich: Is the Audio four girls at the same time?
[05:08] Zarich: cus it would be boring at one at a time
[05:08] Shiro: Foursome. D:
[05:09] TheThing@bed: I'm not going to check Zarich
[05:09] TheThing@bed: I need sleep
[05:10] TheThing@bed: instead, have a CG http://i.imgur.com/F9q59.png
[05:10] Akirahiro Takahashi: fourcum*
[05:10] TheThing@bed: "Alicia grapped my head and mashed my face into her voluptuous bosom." xD
[05:10] Zarich: Random Stomach licking girl
[05:10] Shiro: ............
[05:10] TheThing@bed: nice words he totally has no idea what means xD
[05:10] Shiro: Lucky bastard!
[05:11] Akirahiro Takahashi: What eroge is that cg from?
[05:11] TheThing@bed: That's what you get when you don't know what sex is and haven't mastubated ever ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[05:11] TheThing@bed: @Akirahiro: scroll up
[05:11] TheThing@bed: it's in history
[05:11] Shiro: Now I wish I had never found porn as a child. :x
[05:11] TheThing@bed: xD
[05:11] TheThing@bed: they found it sooo cute he didn't know anything so they are basically throwing themselves at him xD
[05:11] Zarich: We can't refudiate his knowledge in random words
[05:12] TheThing@bed: anyways, what they said was right
[05:12] TheThing@bed: you can't go 5 minutes without having another sex scene xD
[05:12] don juan-: So the lesson this hentai is teaching is Act like the stupidest person and females will throw themselves at you
[05:13] TheThing@bed: also, I just finished like 11 sex CG and have over 150+ left xD
[05:13] TheThing@bed: pretty much don xD
[05:13] TheThing@bed: ok, closed game
[05:13] TheThing@bed: need sleep
[05:14] Zarich: listen to sam l jackson tell you to go to fuck to sleeo
[05:14] TheThing@bed: Well this game sure is deep
[05:14] TheThing@bed: yeah yeah, I'm going now
[05:14] TheThing@bed: gn everyone
[05:14] Zarich: nighto
[05:14] TheThing@bed: and it seems I might have enticed many into playing this game xD
[05:15] Zarich: For me ,just for the funny lines
[05:15] TheThing@bed: It's epic xD
[05:15] TheThing@bed: The TL is like 50% of what makes this game epic
[05:15] Krozam: 8:15 in the morning... I guess it's time for me to go to sleep as well... *yawn*
[05:15] TheThing@bed: anyways, epic convo
[05:19] TheThing@bed: oh, final note, he hasn't even had a wet dream ┐(￣ー￣)┌
[05:19] TheThing@bed: or so he SAYS
[05:19] Shiro: Are we sure this is a guy? :x
[05:20] Shiro: High tech strapon?

Update:

[03:54] TheThing@bed: "Pew pew pew... I can't believe it's shooting out such such force... there's so much of this white gooey stuff... wow..."

Update 2:

[18:30] TheThing@bus: "Every time I pushed myself in balls deep, her love tunnel would make wet, squishy noises"

[Pitchblack]

A wild ixlone appears...
He uses confusion against cbox.
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!... cbox is heavily confused

[Clannad Man]

Pitch, Ix... that wsa beutifu;~